Me: I think I'll grab peanut butter at Costco for our trip.
Michaela: I'm picky about peanut butter. Make sure it's Skippy reduced fat.
Me: I'm pretty sure the only brand they have is "shut the hell up"
Michaela: Hm, maybe you should check to see if they have "F*** you" peanut butter.
Me: Ok, but in that case we'll have to get "you're a Crazy Bitch" Jelly.
We then agreed we should be keeping a notebook of the stuff we say to each other. You can definitely expect blog quotes of the day. Oh the fun that lies ahead for you faithful readers. :-D
why has no one commented on this, i just peed my pants sitting at my desk laughed out loud and tried to explain to people why it is funny! Love Sherm
ReplyDeleteI've heard that "you're a hoe" white bread is pretty fantastic for PBJs.
ReplyDeleteLove Julie